Some fun for true computerlovers who dislike Windows and prefer Apple for whatever reason

Some fun for true computerlovers who dislike Windows and prefer Apple for whatever reason

Some fun for true computerlovers who dislike Windows and prefer Apple for whatever reason. Now you have your own anthem: Smell That Big Apple, a self penned song by Rockin' Henri Smeets.
Enjoy my self made humoristic fake windows messages and my song!

Qbasic and Windows

Him: "I can download games like Quake and play them during lunch, you know."
Me: "We're only allowed 10 megs in our accounts, and the system administrators would notice you downloading a large file."
Him: "Nah, I could hack it so he couldn't."
Me: "Ah, so you are into hacking. By the way do you know any programming languages?"
Him: "Yeah, of course."
Me: "Which ones?"
Him: "I can't tell you or else you'll use them."
Me: "Just by mentioning C++ or Pascal or whatever will not instantly make me a genius with those languages."
Him: "Oh sorry, I didn't understand you. Yeah, I know C++ and Pascal."
Me: "What compiler do you use?"
Him: "Well, Qbasic is my favorite."
Me: "Nobody over the age of eight uses QBasic for serious purposes."
Him: "But they made windows with QBasic."
I almost cried laughing.